NFL Football To Be Played for The First Time Sunday

Yes, it is week 8. No, I am not (that) dumb. I’m just speaking facts. There are a lot of great football teams out there, some better than the Ravens and Steelers, but when I say football is about to be played for the first time this weekend, I mean that true football is aboutContinue reading “NFL Football To Be Played for The First Time Sunday”

My Sugar Mama’s Moving On

It’s a dream for many young bachelors to happen upon a situation where an older woman with money is interested in them. For me, it was a reality. Sometime after college, on a brisk fall night in Manayunk, my good friend Matt and I stumbled into the infamous dive bar known as Pitchers. Filled withContinue reading “My Sugar Mama’s Moving On”

The Art of The Subtle Relief

I wasn’t sure WordPress’s algorithm would let me say, “Piss” in the headline so I opted for what you just read above. Personal explanation aside, let’s get back to reason why there is an art to subtly pissing/pissing yourself. The urge to go strikes us all at inopportune times. From waiting in line to wallowContinue reading “The Art of The Subtle Relief”