Blog Posts – RICHIE GARRY

Protected: The Drive-Thrus Most Traveled | A List of the Top 10 Fast Food Chains

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Breaking News: Dick Garry Declares He is Running for President in 2020

I know what you’re all thinking. This is the biggest no-brainer of all time. Hell if two old guys who can barely form a sentence, and a guy who deemed slavery was a “choice” are the top contenders for the most important position in the United States, then my chances are looking pretty good atContinue reading “Breaking News: Dick Garry Declares He is Running for President in 2020”

The Only Musical Comeback That Matters

American Idol in the early 2000s was a pop culture factory. Each season they’d manage to pump out at least one star into the mainstream limelight. Whether it was a winner like Kelly Clarkson or Carrie Underwood, to a finalist like Chris Daughtry and Adam Lambert, it seemed like someone always shined after a season.Continue reading “The Only Musical Comeback That Matters”

Protected: Joggers Are Going-Out Pants | My Column

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Protected: How to Fix The NFC East

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NFL Football To Be Played for The First Time Sunday

Yes, it is week 8. No, I am not (that) dumb. I’m just speaking facts. There are a lot of great football teams out there, some better than the Ravens and Steelers, but when I say football is about to be played for the first time this weekend, I mean that true football is aboutContinue reading “NFL Football To Be Played for The First Time Sunday”

My Sugar Mama’s Moving On

It’s a dream for many young bachelors to happen upon a situation where an older woman with money is interested in them. For me, it was a reality. Sometime after college, on a brisk fall night in Manayunk, my good friend Matt and I stumbled into the infamous dive bar known as Pitchers. Filled withContinue reading “My Sugar Mama’s Moving On”

The Art of The Subtle Relief

I wasn’t sure WordPress’s algorithm would let me say, “Piss” in the headline so I opted for what you just read above. Personal explanation aside, let’s get back to reason why there is an art to subtly pissing/pissing yourself. The urge to go strikes us all at inopportune times. From waiting in line to wallowContinue reading “The Art of The Subtle Relief”